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January 31, 2005

Step Up all Rhyme Contenders!

Voiceover: Down at the Dissensus headquarters the time is zero three hundred hours East London based. The year two thousand and five (a wolf howls) "Aw Oh Oooh"

Sergeant Major: "State your name soldier"

Private: "WOEBOT"

Sergeant Major: "State your Location."

Private: "London, EC1."

Sergeant Major: "Who you reppin'?"

Private: "Vinyl Junkies around the world..."

Sergeant Major: "Are you gonna hold it down?"

Private: "I'll be doing my level best."

Sergeant Major: (more insistent) "I said are you gonna hold it down?!"

Private: "I can't promise wonders."

Sergeant Major: "Enough talking, drop and give me sixteen."

Private: "It's me Oily Muscles striking the gong,
Though this thread may never catch on...
Is it a riddle or a song?
More like a joke that can only go wrong!

You think you can do better?
Then post your rhyme like a digital letter.
Step to the keyboard and make like Norman Mailer,
Hubert Selby Junior, or Richard Meltzer.

You can't test me!
You don't know 'bout Vanity 3.
Ennio Morricone doesn't run a deli!
I'm toting more Jazz Funk than the Blissed Out MC.

Your blog done froze.
Keep on your toes, you need to work on your prose,
Sharpen up on your Zizek and Spinoz,
Pack more ice in your Cold Rational flows."

{The Drill: Delete the stuff in white and blue. Here's a snippet of the 'riginal model The Essentials "Headquarters" to set your head straight}

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January 26, 2005

Grime DVDs

Beef? You want beef! I'll give all the trimmings! Armshouse? You want armshouse! I'll give you armshouse at your sixth form media college in the video editing suite! Nokia face-off! I'll knock YOUR face off! (Slumps) If like me you're trying to peel yourself off the floor of 2005, struggling to look the looming edifice of the forthcoming year in the eye you'd do as well to point your browser at rhythmdivision.co.uk or independance-records.co.uk and pick up a copy of the "Aim High Volume Two DVD" (Aim High). Watch Riko fresh from the clinker cluck like a chicken and toy with a man-size joint as he swivels in an armchair behind Targets billion-track console, easily the best TV you'll watch this year. Witness the Newham General as he lisps and his eyeballs pop in Jammers lab. Listen with your eyes as Targets signature afghani-flavoured accordian spools out into the poorly-lit vacated office building (with its beige deep ply carpet) that doubles as the Aim High HQ, and think everything you see.

The DVD is the new lingua franca of Grime. Only DJs and Middle-class tossbags like me buy the twelve inches for goodness sakes! In the hood man dem just tape Logan Sama's show and huddle round the Playstation. In the past few months we've seen more DVDs than Iceland offers combo deals on the full array of frozen goods. "Risky Roads", "Practice Hours" and before them "Lord of The Decks" and "Box Bloody Fresh", and the pace of their release is definitely quickening. Well it's a bargain innit, you get a charisma-packed DVD glittering with all your favourite icons strutting their stuff AND a CD. Sorted. It's hard to imagine how the pressure can be maintained, yet another East End expose would surely strain the patience, but with a glut of other sets in the pipeline the format is here to stay. The DVD looks set to become to Grime what the extended mix twelve inch was to Disco, the flexi-disc was to Indie, the 8-cassette pack was Hardcore and the mix CD is to Hip-Hop. The ramifications for the scene's structure of grassroots outlets (the pirate radio show, the underground record store etc) is yet to be felt, though the growth of Channel U, the cable show which screens the escalating number of shoestring Grime Pop Promos may be indicative of the change in climate towards a more visually-oriented culture.

It's the time of year when one has patience for only two sorts of music: the violent and the melancholic. While Grime may service the former, for the latter you'd do as well to reach for "Gather in the Mushrooms" (Castle) a collection of British Acid Folk Rock forged between 1968 and 1974. This brilliant and timely compilation, guided by the invisible hand of St Etienne's Bob Stanley will give you the inside track on this glaciated hinterland. With electronica artists like Matmos and Kieran Hebden relishing in the cod-ethnicity of Comus, Pentangle and Vashti Bunyan (an ethnicity which seems more compellingly authentic with the passing of time) and with prices for the original vinyl spirraling ever upward, here's a nifty short-cut to hipster nirvana.

January 25, 2005

Harmonic 33: Music For Film, Television and Radio Vol.1

Harmonic 33
Music For Film, Television and Radio Vol.1
WARP

The growth of interest in Library Recordings, copyright-free music designed for Television companies, has been as slow as it is now undeniable. Original interest came from dance music producers seeking breaks to feed samplers, however exploration further into the field has lead many producers to become deeply affectionate for the genre. Whilst the original music may never (by definition) be politically energised or culturally vibrant, through a recontextualisation effected the passing of time it can enchant qua music. Its "abandoned atmospheres" ooze compellingly with the zeit of epochs passed.

Harmonic 33 is the brainchild of Mark Pritchard (formerly of Reload and Global Communication) and the project might be grouped with Johnny Trunk and outfits like The Focus Group and The Cinematic Orchestra within a makeshift movement "New Library." Rather than pimping the borrowed glamour of classic soundtracks (though the influence of them is practically indivisible), these artists seem to relish in the scruffy bucket-shop jazz aura that characterises Library Music. Somewhat surprisingly, for an artist with roots in Techno, "Music For Film, Television and Radio Vol.1" is closer in spirit to The Cinematic Orchestras big band Axelrod revival, eschewing sampling for a score played with real instruments. Pritchard and his collaborator Dave Brinkworth aren't blessed with the musicianship that characterises the archly sophisiticate scores that Morricone penned for the Italian Arthouse movies, one or two tracks might be slightly lead-footed (more period detail!) but in terms of the fidelity of the sonic envelope they forge, their interpretations are outstanding.

As much as anything this rests upon their choice of instruments: the amplified harpsichord of "Marionette" (a stock in trade of Bruno Nicolai), the overcast flute of "Shadow" (signalling every post-Shiffrin spy-movie trope), the chugging bossa nova and sitar of "Bossa Nova Supernova", and the fullsome analogue bleeps of "Space Interval." The time span covered is resolutely that of the sixties and seventies, veering ever so slightly from aping the catalogues of KPM and Chappell towards those of Bruton on the early eighties-sounding "Funky Duck" with its lazy vintage Fairlight synth lines.

Easily critiqued as merely being an exercise in "The History of Ideas" and lacking substance a record such as "Music For Film, Television and Radio Vol.1" may end up serving as a mirror for times when public resistance appears futile, and peaceful regenerative self-absorbtion, in the manner of a quiet personal politics is the order of the day.

dalek: Absence

dalek
Absence
Ipecac

More than the Anti-Con axis, DJ Spooky or the output of the Def Jux label, dalek seem to confound the stereotypes which might characterise a rap act. Ironically their Avant-Garde Heavy Metal Hip-Hop fusion was nearly once a generic mainstay in the musical cosmos in the form of groups like The Disposable Heroes of Hiphopracy or The Beatnigs. Reaching back one might assign Public Enemys raw-edged fusions as their ur-text. In this sense dalek are somewhat like the Dodo of modern Rap, anomalyous owing to the extinction of their fellow creatures. Even so, as the MCs who collaborated with Faust, they must have set some new benchmark for the improbable.

dalek are quick to write off "mainstream" Hip-Hop as using "cookie-cutter beats" and as such their backing rhythms demand attention. Certainly on tracks like "Distorted Prose" and "In the midst of Struggle" the lyrics are hard to disinter, as though they were limbs poking out of the rubble. Poetic impressions are therefore fleeting and almost subliminal, revealing themes such as distrust of organised religion and of anger at urban oppression. Their "beats" have frequently drawn comparison with the music of My Bloody Valentine, albeit with a sepulchral twist. While MBVs feedback served to elate, engulf in a rhapsodic blizzard and depict amorphous utopias, daleks is definitely in the order of a pollutant reflective of the urban environment.

The group profess to relish intensely negative reactions to their music, and indeed there's precious little in the way of light entertainment about "Absence", the nearest thing to a hook is the (blink and you miss it) rising and falling scratched tone at the end of "Eyes to form Shadows", the only rests from the testosterone maelstrom in the "eye" of "Koner" (presumably a tribute to the eponymous Thomas) and "Absence", drone interludes of steely intensity. Their incredibly masculine music attempts to enculture a physical reaction somewhere between a the archetypal Hip-Hop "head nod" and head-banging, though actually stunned discomfort might be their more typical reception.

Aim High Vol 2

Aim High Volume Two
Various Artists
Aim High

More than any MC, producers Target and his henchman Danny Weed and their Aim High imprint stand beside Terrah Danjah at the very forefront of Grime. This compilation (and its unmissable accompanying DVD) already looks set to be one 2005s key releases. It's a landmark for Grime in terms of both its scope, a panoply of riddims, MCs and Singers and its beautiful production.

Targets sound is immediately recognisable, a spooling open-spaced mesh of hollow tympani, padding tom-toms, middle-eastern accordian and Sylvian/Sakamoto-esque gaijin synthesiser. It's the most bewitching context you can imagine for the dread bark of Grime's finest MCs Riko Dan, Ruff Squad and Bruza. Target, who like many of the Grime auteurs, cut his teeth on Jungle ransacks the occident for subtle dread, and tools these sounds into squidgy narcotically-seductive ultra-modern grooves. It's essentially the same instinct that finds Wiley shopping for samples at World Music shop Sterns.

The CD is home to some real bounty. Bruzas "Freestyle" showcases his doppler-effect delivery over Target's gladiatorial drum beat. On his combatitive exhortations in the form of "You've got a few rhymes but you're just not ready!" Bruzas lines trail off as though you were falling down a well. The effect is at once chilling and hilarious. This is to say nothing of the mans poetry: "I'm ready like steady go, born ready from the get go." Dogzillas "Neverending Story," in which Dog-Z tells movingly of his battle against the odds in "the game" over what is a ringer for a Rhythim is Rhythim track, is set to be a future classic. Other highlights include Roll Deeps "Don't Choke" with its Afghani-inflected mentasm stabs.

January 17, 2005

Dynamix II


Keep finding (to my delight) in various second hand bins these Dynamix II twelves. PRIME Miami Bass. The bass is just unbelieavable. You put the discs on, and youre listening to them, thinking youve heard the bass (all fine and dandy) and then, hang on a minute, whats that huge ghostly noise in the noise in the background? Turns up stereo to much higher volume, tweaks bass, and if there isnt a whole gigantic dynamic strata of sub-bass....

...i'm looking for more of these, especially "Purple Beats".

Anybody know the ku on Dynamix 2?

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January 13, 2005

Brian Wilson's "Smile"

With David Leafs "Beautiful Dreamer" movie the dust finally settles on SMILE. This biopsy of the original events surrounding Brian Wilson's SMILE LP and its subsequent re-recording forms the coda to a laborious cultural pregnancy. Wilsons LP took him in the region of 36 years to realise. Unfortunately the movie cements the superficial observation that here is a project whose time has long past. Throughout the documentary we're greeted by people sitting, sitting in studios, sitting in serrid audiences, sitting heads talk, sitting slumped in sofas; all vital energy appears to have been sapped. The "quality" AOR press huffs and puffs, struggling with the events empty portent. The record pips in at respectable mid-twenties in critics end-of-year round ups and is roundly ignored by the yoof, an audience it was once squarely aimed at. Of what possible consequence is SMILE in the year of Bruza?

SMILEs history is so well known as to be concrete lore. In spite of not having been released the LP can still inspire flights of lunacy like Domenic Priores "Look! Listen! Vibrate! SMILE!" which 300-page tome collects a vaste mass of data surounding the record. Brian Wilson attempts to outdo his own achievements on "Pet Sounds". With the rest of The Beach Boys on tour he sets about crafting a "religious white spiritual music.....a teenage symphony to God." The cream of LAs session musicians improvise freely under his direction at $100 an hour, pianos are placed in sandpits and slowly marijuana accelerates Wilsons psychosis (this dismissed in the movie). Brian begins to lose sight of the structure his jigsaw of overdubs and fragments is supposed to ressemble, suspecting "Mrs O'Learys Cow" to be the cause of a spate of fires around LA. With lyricist Van Dyke Parks departure and the return of a freaked out Beach Boys clan, headed by Brians sceptical cousin Mike Love, there aren't enough people around on Brians trip to keep the ball rolling and the record is canned.

In Paul Williams book "How Deep is the Ocean?", Williams points out in conversation to David Anderle, Wilsons confidant through the Smile-era and the founder of Wilsons Brother records, that "...one way of finishing it would have been to break up the group." Anderle replies: "...it was easier, I think, to get rid of the outsiders like myself than it was to break up the brothers. You can't break up brothers." The cult of Brian Wilson tends to ignore that Brians destiny was tied up with that of his beloved siblings the spiritual Carl and rugged Dennis. Indeed SMILEs eventual gestation may be a slow response to their deaths, Dennis drunk while surfing in 1983 (literally drowning) and Carl more recently of brain cancer in 1998. It is almost as though he were, at last, free to strike out alone. With Brians touching dedications in the sleevenotes to his wife, children, son-in-laws and grand-children it's clear that central to the motif of psychic regeneration and dogged loyalty to a creative vision, is the alchemy of relations within the Wilson family.

Over the years Beach Boys fans have been weaned on SMILE bootlegs, Pet Sounds offcuts, and the half an hour of original SMILE material released on the Good Vibrations Boxset in 1993 (this curated by the selfsame David Leaf). It was an easy mistake to sleep on the records re-incarnation as this critic did, disheartened by the delibidinising spectacle of the Pet Sounds tour and Brians robotic appearance at the Queens BIrthday party concert. However, the new SMILE record is an unabated joy. The most significant thing about it is the materials thematic organisation. At last the adage about SMILEs symphonic status rings true, here is a suite worthy of Copland or Ives, the broken urn is glued together. Don't have misgivings about Wilsons band either, this charming bunch of balding misfits perform with aplomb.

There are holes in this vision of SMILE. The version of "Mrs O'Leary's Cow" (aka "Fire") one finds on the bootlegs is markedly more deranged than todays, full of genuinely disturbing sonics and edgy keening strings. Likewise "George Fell Into His French Horn", in which Wilson confidently enters the territory of the Avant Garde is airbrushed from history. Charming tracks like "The Woodshop Song" with its clattering carpentry sound-effects disappears, as do significant touches like the cod Red Indian chants on "Do You Like Worms?" pointing as they do to Brians engagement with an America prior to the arrival of The Founding Fathers. Saddest of all is the absence of the Beach Boys own banshee-wail vocals audible on the original version of "Prayer", the truest and most perfect collision of Brians aural hallucination and his brothers unmistakeable harmonies.

January 03, 2005

Krautrock bit me in the ass

The year: 1973
Produced by: Klaus Dinger on Vacation from Neu! AND Conny Plank.
The Artwork: Gatefold Sleeve in Purple

All too good to be true, but sad to report this (quite expensive LP) is a pile of shite. Kind of bluesy Scorpions-esque rock music in thrall to a comic vision of US Rock of the worst kind (The Scorpions who incidentally Conny also produced).

Terrible shame the way dipping into Krautrock can be a cosmic disaster.

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