WOEBOT

Fa Fa Fa Fa Fashion Part 2.

FCUK have filled their shop windows with pseudo record-sleeves. Do they want my custom? I was taking photos on the pavement and an assistant ran out of the store and informed me angrily:

"You can't take photos here, it's not allowed!"

To which I replied:

"Yes, I can. Try and stop me!"

Blood rushed to my head. This was what stealing cars must be like. I'm getting more and MORE pugnacious in my old age. Anyway, why would people want to tune into to FCUK FM on their mobile? It's like that bizarre victorian practice of listening to concerts on the telephone!

Oh and I also wanted to draw people's attention to this:

This Holly Vallance bird wants us to know her favourite ever female artist is Blondie. Right! Elsewhere she's in a red wig trying for Anthony Kleidis's market-share. That last sentence sounded just like SFJ! I came off my bike pulling away from the bus-stop.

Posted by Woebot at March 26, 2004 09:13 PM